D.T.S.R. Facts
KAB’s Department of Top Secret Reconnaissance has been watching litterers for longer than we’d like to admit without a subpoena. Here’s the scoop on the seven primary sources of litter (and remember… lots of litter happens accidentally):
- Pedestrians (and even some bicyclists)
- Motorists (Cars, trucks, whatever)
- Improperly covered or overstuffed dumpsters
- Areas with inadequate waste receptacles.
- Construction and demolition sites without tarps and receptacles.
- Uncovered truck beds.
- Unsecured trash cans
Has the DTSR observed you littering? We know. Do you?
Be Clean: Prevent Litter!
You'd think by now that people would know not to litter, wouldn't you? So how do you explain all that junk on the sidewalk? That stuff didn't just get there by itself, you know.
Some people believe that there's an evil force afoot. Some alien supervillain conspiracy to cover the nation in garbage. Well, here's the truth straight from KAB Man's Department of Top Secret Reconnaissance (D.T.S.R.) – IT'S PEOPLE! That's right. It's people. Every cup, every burger wrapper, every losing lottery ticket on the ground has a human face behind it. Well, not literally a face, that would be kinda gross...but you know what I mean.
And before you go thinking litter is a small thing, think again. You can imagine the environmental impact on our land and waterways, but think about what it does to property values and business. Not good, people. Not good at all.
So listen up, if YOU are one of the slobs causing this problem, buck up and change fast. You don't need me flying down and busting some judo moves on your lazy butt. Mark my words, litterers, I will find you and make you pay. You'll wake up with an informative brochure stuffed someplace where you don't want one.
But, if you're like me and want to put an end to this nonsense, sign up to be a superhero too, and while you're at it, why not kick in a couple bucks to help KAB Man clean this joint up.
Want to learn more about litter and what you can do? Oh, we've got facts. Lot's of facts here. We're all about the facts.
